...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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