Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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