I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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