Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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