I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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