walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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