I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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