I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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