just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
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