honey bunches of taint.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
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