The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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