Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
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