YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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