and my herpes radar will keep us safe
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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