Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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