I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Randomize
