my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
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