Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
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