Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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