Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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