I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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