I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
