Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
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