he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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