I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Randomize
