My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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