He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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