3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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