It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
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