it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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