Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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