Porn is love you can see.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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