So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
You don't make any sense
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