Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
I think I am morally bankrupt
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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