My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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