How'd it feel making her break her religion?
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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