Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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