We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
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