gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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