508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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