Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
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