Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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