I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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