yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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