We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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