So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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