so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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