Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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