i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
are you so shy because you have an std?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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