The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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