your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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