AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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