Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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