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I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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