just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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