How'd it feel making her break her religion?
you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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