Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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